ABUSE REPORTS

The Character

The abuse reports were originally based up on a school teacher who was permanently in a bad mood. This was not just a bad mood though. She would abuse people without any provocation. She would literally walk down the corridor just abusing people who were in her field of view.

Abuse Report

Originally only 2 reports were ever produced; however, I resurrected the concept after working in an office environment where another individual fit the description perfectly. Everyone knows that every office has an evil bitch working in it.

This person is rude, obnoxious, extremely loud and domineering, and above all highly abusive. Her progress through life is not based on cooperation or respectful interaction but rather abusing people into getting or doing what she wants and for extra spite decided to record her daily activities of the misery she bought to other people.

Some once compared to listening to her voice passively is similar to a burglar alarm going off and I have to agree.

Series 1 Jan-Mar 2002
Abuse Report

Report 1 - 16th Jan

Just another day...

Abuse Report

Report 2 - 21st Jan

Early bird gets..

Abuse Report

Report 3 - 28th Jan

Check My Mouth!

Abuse Report

Report 4 - 4th Feb

Day Off

Abuse Report

Report 5 - 8th Feb

Birthday Girl

Abuse Report

Report 6 - 11th Feb

Love Thy Neighbour

Abuse Report

Report 7 - 14th Feb

Valentines Day

Abuse Report

Report 8 - 4th Mar

Doctor, Doctor

Abuse Report

Report 9 - 11th Mar

Typical Management

Abuse Report

Report 10 - 13th Mar

A New Nemesis

Series 2 2003
Abuse Report

Report 11

How Sweet

Abuse Report

Report 12

Stupid User Error (SUE)

Abuse Report

Report 13

Productivity

Abuse Report

Report 14

Undeliverable

Abuse Report

Report 15

A Meeting

Abuse Report

Report 16

Lucky Find

Abuse Report

Report 17

"......!"

Abuse Report

Report 18

Fractios

Abuse Report

Report 19

Abuse and Retrieve

Abuse Report

Report 20

Baby-Sitting

The 3rd and final series will be posted shortly!

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