This section is merely a compilation of zany, pointless creativity. It is those 5 minute things you do when you're bored or otherwise think is funny (at the time anyway).
The following pages are mostly in a diary entry format from inside the minds of the characters of whom these reports are based.
It is possible the humour will escape most people as when read people think "what is so funny about that?" but if you were to live around the actual people with whom these reports are based upon then you would appreciate the humour is more visible.
So there is nothing really of any use here unless you like silly things.
Most of these were done during school days with a friend though Posh But Not is brand new! There is another more clandestine type of report called a Lemon Report somewhere on this site...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Easily the most obnoxious woman in the world.
The perfectionist who punishes herself literally when things do not go perfectly